Check out this crazy camping jam going down in the desert by Boicott on October 3rd!

There is a good chance you will:
1. Get sand in every crack of your body.
2. Be dehydrated within 2 hrs of arrival.
3. Need to steal beer 2.5 hrs after arrival.
4. Try to find a store 3 hrs after arrival and die trying.
5. Smoke hash and realize it was pcp.
6. Just saying. Slab City doesn't f*k around
7. Get an infection when you crash at the yacht club pool.
8. Probably ruin that spot for everyone forever.
9. Get caught listening to the guy at Salvation Mtn ramble for 4 hrs.
10. Doing the same trip in 5 yrs on an old restored Triumph you hipster.
11. Wish you would have just ridden the Brawley park and skipped this a sausage festival.

October 4th is what your tombstone will read. The
jam is on the 3rd, but they won't find you until the
4th. Confused? So am I.

Alexander Supertramp will not be attending. He is dead.

Salvation Mountain

Photo: Justin Kosman
Toxic pile of paint.